1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Solved Marriage

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Murdo, Jul 18, 2017.

  1. Murdo

    Murdo The Good Doctor Staff Member Contributing Member Ride and Events Crew

    Messages:
    6,397
    Likes Received:
    4,786
    Trophy Points:
    1,148
    Joined:
    May 4, 2013
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Retired
    Location:
    Tamworth, NSW
    My Bike:
    1937 Royal Enfield 250, CF Moto 250 V5, Honda's XL250, CBR250, FT500 plus a few others.
    • Funny Funny x 5
    • Like Like x 1
  2. GreyImport

    GreyImport Administrator Staff Member The Chief Contributing Member

    Messages:
    10,914
    Likes Received:
    6,709
    Trophy Points:
    1,168
    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2012
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Between a Rock and a Hard Place
    Location:
    North by NW NSW Oztralia - Tamworth
    My Bike:
    *Kawasaki ZXR250C *Yamaha FZR250R 3LN1 *Yamaha FZR400 *Triumph Bonneville 750 T140V *Triumph Daytona 675 *Triumph Tiger 800XC
    I wonder if theres a chapter on how to avoid marrying money hungry bitches

    On that note Im happy to report Im now officially divorced again ... in Australia anyway :idk:


    Haynes-Owners-Workshop-Manual-Marriage-1600x954.jpg
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  3. kiffsta

    kiffsta Senior Member

    Messages:
    9,066
    Likes Received:
    6,872
    Trophy Points:
    1,168
    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2010
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Brisbane
    Hmmmm, I thought each model was unique... now your saying there's a bloody manual .. aarrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    <Kiffsta slinks off to put his Kindle on charge>
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Like Like x 1
  4. Grasshopper

    Grasshopper Well-Known Member Dirty Wheel Club

    Messages:
    1,060
    Likes Received:
    514
    Trophy Points:
    543
    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2014
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Tamworth NSW
    My Bike:
    Yamaha FZR 250 3LN3, Triumph Sprint ST 955i
    • Agree Agree x 2
  5. sharky

    sharky Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    482
    Likes Received:
    325
    Trophy Points:
    273
    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2016
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    daredevil
    Location:
    Tweed heads
    My Bike:
    kawasaki zxr 250c
    Screenshot_2017-05-04-22-42-50-1.png
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Informative Informative x 1
  6. Grasshopper

    Grasshopper Well-Known Member Dirty Wheel Club

    Messages:
    1,060
    Likes Received:
    514
    Trophy Points:
    543
    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2014
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Tamworth NSW
    My Bike:
    Yamaha FZR 250 3LN3, Triumph Sprint ST 955i
    There's a version for Filipinas as well.... it has 2 volumes.. :lolsign:
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Like Like x 1
  7. 2valve

    2valve Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    861
    Likes Received:
    352
    Trophy Points:
    348
    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2016
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Glen Innes Australia
    My Bike:
    1985 Yamaha SRX 250
    • Like Like x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
  8. 2valve

    2valve Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    861
    Likes Received:
    352
    Trophy Points:
    348
    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2016
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Glen Innes Australia
    My Bike:
    1985 Yamaha SRX 250
    Welcome to the club , again :oops:?.
     
  9. risky

    risky risky

    Messages:
    4,555
    Likes Received:
    1,177
    Trophy Points:
    923
    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2012
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    risky by name AND actions
    Location:
    newcastle,australia
    My Bike:
    honda ca77, megelli x2,fzr yamaha x 5 ,maxim,cb750.cb600 hornet,zxr250,marusho magnum electra.
    dunno what you blokes are complaining about- the property settlement hurt me.
     
  10. GreyImport

    GreyImport Administrator Staff Member The Chief Contributing Member

    Messages:
    10,914
    Likes Received:
    6,709
    Trophy Points:
    1,168
    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2012
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Between a Rock and a Hard Place
    Location:
    North by NW NSW Oztralia - Tamworth
    My Bike:
    *Kawasaki ZXR250C *Yamaha FZR250R 3LN1 *Yamaha FZR400 *Triumph Bonneville 750 T140V *Triumph Daytona 675 *Triumph Tiger 800XC
    ... and theres yearly updates :help:
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Like Like x 1
  11. GreyImport

    GreyImport Administrator Staff Member The Chief Contributing Member

    Messages:
    10,914
    Likes Received:
    6,709
    Trophy Points:
    1,168
    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2012
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Between a Rock and a Hard Place
    Location:
    North by NW NSW Oztralia - Tamworth
    My Bike:
    *Kawasaki ZXR250C *Yamaha FZR250R 3LN1 *Yamaha FZR400 *Triumph Bonneville 750 T140V *Triumph Daytona 675 *Triumph Tiger 800XC
    ..especially when they want half your bible collection ... :cool:
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Like Like x 1
  12. Mymia

    Mymia Active Member

    Messages:
    92
    Likes Received:
    75
    Trophy Points:
    103
    Joined:
    May 3, 2017
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Mid North Coast, NSW
    My Bike:
    2018 Royal Enfield Classic Squadron Blue, 1996 GSX250F (Purple) SOLD, 2012 Honda CB125E (Blue) SOLD, 2011 Laro Prostreet (White) a.k.a. The Bike That Will Not Leave!
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Like Like x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  13. risky

    risky risky

    Messages:
    4,555
    Likes Received:
    1,177
    Trophy Points:
    923
    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2012
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    risky by name AND actions
    Location:
    newcastle,australia
    My Bike:
    honda ca77, megelli x2,fzr yamaha x 5 ,maxim,cb750.cb600 hornet,zxr250,marusho magnum electra.
    my old house that i struggled many years to own has tripled in price in last 10 years and is now owned by a conveyancer who worked for the real estate agent.silly ex.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  14. Joker

    Joker See "about me" for contact details. Contributing Member

    Messages:
    2,737
    Likes Received:
    1,399
    Trophy Points:
    798
    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2014
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Switzerland
    My Bike:
    SV1000SK3
    I been married 11 years and I'm still alive which by the sounds of it is a freakin' miracle!
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  15. kiffsta

    kiffsta Senior Member

    Messages:
    9,066
    Likes Received:
    6,872
    Trophy Points:
    1,168
    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2010
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Brisbane
    20 years for me in October, still loving it :thumb_ups:
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Love it! Love it! x 1
  16. risky

    risky risky

    Messages:
    4,555
    Likes Received:
    1,177
    Trophy Points:
    923
    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2012
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    risky by name AND actions
    Location:
    newcastle,australia
    My Bike:
    honda ca77, megelli x2,fzr yamaha x 5 ,maxim,cb750.cb600 hornet,zxr250,marusho magnum electra.
    start hiding the assetts
     
  17. Wozza

    Wozza Active Member

    Messages:
    361
    Likes Received:
    191
    Trophy Points:
    148
    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2017
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    South Australia
    My Bike:
    GB250
    LOL for me the lawyer's fees cost the most...never ever hire a female lawyer in a divorce battle...nothing worse than being the only man with 4 females in a arbitration meeting :mad:geee what was I thinking :D
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Agree Agree x 1
  18. GreyImport

    GreyImport Administrator Staff Member The Chief Contributing Member

    Messages:
    10,914
    Likes Received:
    6,709
    Trophy Points:
    1,168
    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2012
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Between a Rock and a Hard Place
    Location:
    North by NW NSW Oztralia - Tamworth
    My Bike:
    *Kawasaki ZXR250C *Yamaha FZR250R 3LN1 *Yamaha FZR400 *Triumph Bonneville 750 T140V *Triumph Daytona 675 *Triumph Tiger 800XC
    I had a family law court judge start discussing motorcycles during my first custody and property settlement court battle while I was in the stand and the Triumph was part of my assets at the time .... funny at the time but didnt help me much in the end as that bitch got almost everything
     
    • Bummer Bummer x 2
    • Informative Informative x 1
  19. Wozza

    Wozza Active Member

    Messages:
    361
    Likes Received:
    191
    Trophy Points:
    148
    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2017
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    South Australia
    My Bike:
    GB250
    Funny how any discussion on marriage ends up turning to divorce :D meh I cant really complain, I ended up with the house and the kids...just went from a 2010 end of mortgage to a 2036 one.....sucks but its still cheaper than rent ;)
     
    • Like Like x 1
  20. Andych

    Andych Moderator Staff Member Premium Member Contributing Member Dirty Wheel Club

    Messages:
    4,289
    Likes Received:
    2,504
    Trophy Points:
    918
    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2016
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Albury 2641
    My Bike:
    1987 Yamaha SRX250, Honda 1974 SL125 K1, 2022 Triumph Tiger Sport 660
    Been there and done that twice... lost 2 houses 1 x 1955 Chev with 400hp small block, torqueflight Auto normally on an elephant motor and a Mk10 Jag independant rear... god I miss that car..
    Been nearly 18 years with my current partner and I have to say... she is the best thing that ever happened to me.. she even lets me buy Bikes... although I think 5 is as far as I will push it... :)
    She even likes the idea of me getting the late 60's early 70's Bonneville I want... but that is a little way off yet :)
    After nearly 18 years I think this one is a keeper...
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1

Share This Page