Had to get an X-RAY this morning, beautiful sunny day so the Bandit is my mode of transport. Heading down the highway and crossed over the Maroochy river when out of nowhere I got soaked? The bike, my helmet and clothing are covered in a white sort of spray? Stop at lights and this pungent smell overcomes me. The penny drops, Pelicans nest on the lights crossing the bridge and one dropped his visiting card all over me, not happy. On my way home I spot the culprits, 3 lamps in a row, mongrels. Was going to discard my clothing in the bin, wash the bike and disinfect my helmet but the clothing was put in the machine as it was a Christmas present from the kids. Bloody Pelicans.
When returning on my extended ride the other week I came up behind a very large and long horse trailer , a common thing around here.....so I sat behind it thinking now will the Fizz in its present state of tune have the mechanical horses to rip past this thing. As I was looking around this thing to look for a safe overtaking stretch every horse on board must have decided to urinate at once ...... it was literally gushing out the back of the trailer heading straight for me! Luckily at that moment there was an opportunity to go ..... and go I did
I have heard that it is lucky if a bird shits on you, but I cannot see how. Isn't it lucky that cows can't fly.
LMFAO - sorry to take such pleasure in your distress, but WOW. Apparently one pelican bowel movement can weigh several hundred grams I actually reckon they aim their **** - but how can you prove it...
So funny hahahahahahahahahaha I have seen the pelicans nail a mx5 on the Hornybrook bridge at Clontarf
