I know we have a meme section and that the memes are meant to have a motorcyling basis, but I thought I'd start a JOKE thread for anyone who wants to post anything that might give the members a laugh. It doesn't have to be motorcycle based, so do your worst. I'll get the ball rolling. Remember, it's not racist if it's funny! Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle would I find the Guinness?" The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The shop assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Guinness, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Bunnings'."