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Man puts wife and bike on Craigslist

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    kiffsta Senior Member

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    MOTORCYCLIST has advertised his Harley-Davidson and wife for sale for $5,900 after she told home to choose between the two.
    Bob White of Virginia’s Craigslist ad says: 'Wife says: “Harley goes or I go”… Your choice.'
    The ad includes descriptions of both, saying the Harley Sportster has ‘Only 6,500 miles’ while the wife is ‘high mileage’.
    It says: ‘Sportster: Well maintained... and it shows – see the pictures… Wife: High-maintenance… and it shows – see the pictures.'
    The ad shows a picture of the bike with the wife sitting on it and says White will consider trade-ins.
    It also says the bike is a 2006 model in ‘excellent condition’ whereas she is a ‘1959 model year in excellent condition, considering.’
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    Read more: http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news-bizarre/man-puts-bike-and-wife-up-for-sale-after-she-tells-him-to-choose-between-two/24151.html#ixzz2rm43lG5f
     
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    I wouldn't ride either.lol
     
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  3. ruckusman

    ruckusman White Mans Magic Master Premium Member Dirty Wheel Club

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    ditto LMFAO
     
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    Well if she can actually ride you could buy both and just use them to go and fetch beer and pizza :drinks:
     
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    that's a brilliant plan Grey a "win win", but are you going to keep her garaged also?
     
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    I reken she would need a new muffler to quiten her down by now. At least the bike don't have an opinion!
     
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    If she's got too many miles on her, the head may need to be overhauled as a preventative measure
     
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    ... well someones gotta keep the bike clean and change the oil :cool:
     
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    a 57 year old woman looks good to me. pity about the harley but if you get the 2 for that price it could be a good deal....sell the harley and make the woman work and keep you.sounds a good deal to me as am 65 and young fluff would be 2 fast for me.no a few others including grey that would like a slower model.
     
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