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  1. Frankster

    Frankster See the World before you leave it Staff Member Premium Member Ride and Events Crew

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    We're off topic, but since the Chief is involved...Sorry @GreyImport, but I must agree with @Andych on this one. Russell is a star and has been punching WAY above his weight in the Williams. He has never been out-qualified by an F1 team mate until the weekend and that was by .026 of a second and that was to a guy who have been racing the Merc for years.
     
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    GreyImport Administrator Staff Member The Chief Contributing Member

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    The point is anyone could jump in that Merc and lead the way ... whereas in comparison the Honda MotoGP bikes success in the last few years is purely down to the operator being of course MM
     
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    Andych Senior Member Premium Member

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    Not necessarily motorcycle related... but somewhat relatable.
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    GreyImport Administrator Staff Member The Chief Contributing Member

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    Andych Senior Member Premium Member

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    And a thesaurus??
     
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    Funny. Fortunately we can often blame it on fat fingers on tiny phone keyboards rather than not listening in English lessons back in our schooldays.
    Was a Thesaurus a carnivore or a herbivore? I also didn't pay much attention in Paleontology.
     
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    Freight and suppliers have been so inconsistent. We got one part from the USA to regional Qld in a week, then other items take nearly a week by air-bag from within the country. And suppliers might might see the stock in a week or two, or a year or two...
     
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    Who is at what stage????
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    Done them all :thumb_ups:

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    That last one is a great pic @GreyImport... You have a really good lad there. He will no doubt attract the ladies too.
     
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    yep its happening already mate .... he spent the day at the first official "girlfriends" place today .... for the last few weeks they having been talking "online' all day and night .....
    I had to take him shopping to get her a christmas present
    funny stuff

    Year 6 farewell dinner with his harem ... he has his arm on his 'girlfriend'

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    Bloody hell Grey, he's quick off the mark. You better give him the birds and the bees talk before it's too late :)
     
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    Yea done that ... he came home from school a few months ago after having the 'sex ed' class ..... it was pretty general so I filled him in on the main details .... he wasnt impressed ... said "thats disgusting" and walked off
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    He has been a marked man from the beginning .... in the first week in kindergarten he came out of class with a girl each side holding his hand :D
     
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    :lolsign: " so I filled him in on the main details", I had a similar experience with my Son, I said "I guess there's not much about sex you don't know already", 'cept how bloody good it feels
     
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    The NSW Police have found a large number of dead crows on the Sturt Highway just outside Wagga Wagga early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
    A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
    The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
    By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
    The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills.
    The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
    They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike" .
     
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