So it's Friday arvo and I'm enjoying some ice cold cans, (Canadian Club and dry mmmmm) I am also on a deadline for someone coming to look at said bike tomorrow which the carbs are being worked. Just wondering if anyone's got any funny alcohol fueled shed night stories
It's funny I was messing with my carbs not long ago, after all my work was done I decided to go for the test ride and get some alcohol myself. Things weren't the worst but it wasn't the best. I go into the bottle shop and the counter guy was like "Jesus you smell like petrol", I was like "you sure a bottle of absinthe didn't hit the floor? I don't smell anything..." A lady comes in and says "excuse me sir is that your bike outside?" (I was holding my helmet). I was like "yeah?" She goes "it's leaking petrol"... I was like "pfft doubt it" so sure of my work. But I went outside to investigate. The floor had a wet patch and it smelt like petrol but my bike wasn't leaking. The store clerk came out to prove he wasn't crazy and that I smelt like petrol and said "that patch wasn't there before" I was like "what you've got the car park memorized have you? How could you possibly know that" Next second I start up the bike and it starts pissing petrol all over the floor and I was like FK!!! My bikes leaking petrol!!!
